Hello there. This is the official website of The Goose.

Welcome to everybody except the 2oose! This is the holy Goose typing! This is your one and only reminder to come to St. Duck's church and worship the one and only holy Goose. Remember, if you don't worship; bad, bad things will happen. If you are a non worshipper, the only way to repent your goosins is by pressing that button right there.



By pressing that button, you hereby agree to donate your soul and all of your organs, your family members' souls, your 401k retirement fund, your entire life savings, your house or residency, your pets, your sanity, and your dignity to the holy Goose.

The Unity Youtube Channel

The holy Goose is now live on Youtube! Watch unity videos of the Gooz everywhere until you die. Don't worry -- we already have (and own) your soul!

The Trinity Slideshows

Worship, pray, and repent with the trinity Goose slideshows. Enjoy a breath of goosheaven. Thou shall not complain if they do not want the 2oose's fate. (being damned)

Saint Rainbowhairs

This is Saint Rainbowhairs, known colloqiually as the Dancing Monster.

Click the button below to learn more about him.


The Gooseling Wall

An online bulletin board of announcements for gooselings.